What if...holiday haiku reviews, vol. 2?
The clownery continues!
Hi!
Poppin’ back in with another batch of holiday rom-com haiku reviews. I wasn’t joking about keeping them coming all month long. There is much to cover in the extended Josh Swickard cinematic universe!
I couldn’t bring myself to record a dramatic reading of these like I did for my AI essay the other day. If this is something you desire, please convince a friend to subscribe and/or leave a comment, and I’ll make it happen next week! 🎤🤡
A California Christmas (2020)
Where is the Christmas?
Of course, the mom with cancer
Almost queer subplot
A California Christmas: City Lights (2021)
No plot, all blooper
Not like other girls, she games
Jesus’ dad, short king
A Castle For Christmas (2021)
Click clack, a writer
Landlord propaganda, woof
The dog steals the show
Hometown Holiday (2018)
Every scene, endless
Uncanny valley, somehow
Look, my rock bottom
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Raw anticipation for the reservation I have at SUR later this week